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Shakespearean insult generator.

Thou craven fool-born boar-pig!


Online complaint generator.

My complaint about Prof. John Doolittle

Why is it that 99 times out of 100, only those individuals who are able to accept evidence and think clearly about it can tell Prof. John Doolittle how wrong he is? What happened to Doolittle's common sense? And does Doolittle's oversized ego demand that he don the mantel of parasitism and clear forests, strip the topsoil, and turn a natural paradise into a dust bowl through a self-induced drought? This letter is not the place to explore the answers to those questions. Its purpose is instead to focus on concrete facts, on hard news, on analyzing and interpreting what's happening in the world. In the first place, if Doolittle can't cite the basis for his claim that extremism is the only alternative to statism then he should just shut up about it. I hope I haven't bored you by writing an entire letter about Prof. John Doolittle. Still, this letter was the best way to explain to you that everyone knows of the lust and driving passion that has caused this problem.


Web economy bullshit generator.

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H.P. Lovecraft story generator.

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