Now, these guys:

came up with this cologne that smells like, well, a womans private parts.

I can't quite figure out what the hell for, or for who. Is it for women? No, they pay good money to get rid of what they're selling. So that's not it. And I can't see men buying it, it's not cheap and they could probably buy the real thing for less. So I see it as a solution looking for a problem.

I may have a solution:

Just think of the advantages. Husband won't wash the dishes like he's supposed to? Switch from Palmolive to this. Suddenly hubby might have a bit more incentive to get in there and wash the dishes.

And how do you suppose he's gonna feel after having his arms immersed in a hot steamy bath of this stuff for 20 minutes?

Ladies, you have nothing to lose. This can only work in your favour. I see a great need.