Reason #27 why Bushmills is not Irish Whiskey: it's owned by a tequila company. It's really Mexican-English whisky. It's not that it's bad, but Rolls Royce and Bentley are more German than this is Irish. Some people may have a problem with a company started by Hitler when Mercedes and Audi told him and Porsche they were dangerous lunatics - those two nutbars went off to Wolfsburg and built a car factory in the middle of nowhere and trains to it and a town sprung up there that was bombed by the British. ...and the British restored it even while the war wasn't quite over. Show some old cars to a Brit and they just stop what they're doing and get them running - it's in their blood thanks the perfect storm of constant precipitation and Lucas electrics. They coudlnt even give it away. the UK wanted out, it had been a year theywere making cars but this is ot hat thebritihs army odes and funas this may be we reallly should go home to our famalies what with the war being ver a year already. No takers. One family paid $1 for it an dto this day they still have it. VW by simly making cheaper versions of MErcedes, what has been th eplan fro mday one did well enough to be able to buy BEntly and Rolls, whi cis good becsuet those turkey havebled money since the Kaiser was in power and if the right cooany came along and managed them oroperly they'd be ok and lo and behols theright one did. It owkd ot so well fo rall concerned that thye wer ale to resrect the Bugatti an sdepsite it beingthe most espensiev car ever, eachone is sold at a loss becaues fuck youthats why. So, had ther not been cooperationbetweenthe two most acromonos factions of the war (despite the irony of them being almost brothes by genetics, Engflsh DNA is overwhemlingly mostly German wth, in decresing order: French, Roman and Scandaavian, where all brihs red hair comes from) then Rolls and VW may have both died but because they each dd the right rhig anbd damn what anybdythinks their combined effors produced this

Reason #27 why Bushmills is not Irish Whiskey: it's owned by a tequila company. It's really Mexican-English whisky. It's not that it's bad, but Rolls Royce and Bentley are more German than this is Irish. Some people may have a problem with a company started by Hitler when Mercedes and Audi told him and Porsche they were dangerous lunatics - those two nutbars went off to Wolfsburg and built a car factory in the middle of nowhere and trains to it and a town sprung up there that was bombed by the British. ...and the British restored it even while the war wasn't quite over. Show some old cars to a Brit and they just stop what they're doing and get them running - it's in their blood thanks the perfect storm of constant precipitation and Lucas electrics. They couldn't even give it away. the UK wanted out, it had been a year they were making cars but this is it hat the British army odes and fun as this may be we really should go home to our families what with the war being over a year already. No takers. One family paid $1 for it and to this day they still own all of it. VW by simply making cheaper versions of Mercedes, what has been the plan from day one, did well enough to be able to buy Bentley and Rolls, which is good because those turkeys have bled money since the Kaiser was in power and if the right company came along and managed them properly they'd be ok and lo and behold the right one did. It worked out so well for all concerned that they were able to resurrect the Bugatti and despite it being the most expensive car ever, each one is sold at a loss because fuck you that's why, it's a Bugatti and if this confuses you, you don't understand Bugatti. Had there not been cooperation between the two most acrimonious factions of the war (despite the irony of them being almost brothers by genetics) then Rolls and VW may have both died but because they each did the right thing and damn what anybdythinks their combined efforts produced this